A butler asks, will the gentleman be having his morning Gushers?
   If you would be so kind as to pour the pack into this ashtray I would be more than willing to inhale a dollop of Gushers.
   Shall I ask the lady to join the gentleman for Gushers?
   But my diaper is so stuffed this morning she might think I've gained one too many. And being a man of wealth, appearance is my one true deficit. While you, a lowly servant, have the buttocks of a Grecian statue. No, let the lady sit with her Skittles. She may be wise to the calamity you'll soon deterge, it's not a confidential report. But, she has a tooth like an elephant tusk. While you, a lowly servant, may I remind, have dentures like ivory.
   Very good, sir.